The Bachelor: Epilogue

That is the last thing I remember.

I woke up ass-naked on my balcony. The sun was out and high. My body and mind felt as if they had been stretched. I walked into my apartment. Everything looked fine; the sink was clear, no broken glass, liquor cabinet unmolested. I walked into my room. My bed was made and my robe was draped over my chair. It smelled of perfume. The alarm clock read 13:33. I had no idea what day of the week it was.